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# Jacob Rees-Mogg turns Working-Class
- URL: https://www.cambriastories.net/jacob-rees-mogg-turns-working-class-5be32769e92f/
- Published: 2022-11-16T15:09:18.000Z
- Updated: 2025-01-28T11:03:59.000Z
- Description: Political Satire by @NSgreatdictator
- Author: Cambria Stories
- Tags: Newsletter, #Migrated-1738062183431, #Import 2025-01-28 11:03

Political Satire by @NSgreatdictator

**In a surprising development, Jacob Rees-Mogg (a minor English politician) has self-identified as ‘working-class’ making him eligible for arts council funds to employ someone to bake soda bread in his Westminster office.** Soda bread has been declared the most working class of all the breads by a panel of experts from the **C**ulturally **U**nifying **N**ormative **T**emplate **S**ociety. As part of an initiative to be as inclusive as possible the Arts Council is trying to redress the **massive class-based imbalances** within parliament.

The number of MPs from a working-class background is lower than at any time in the past 50 years which has prompted the Arts Council to launch its **T**ransitioning **W**ork **A**ccess **T**hrough **S**ustainability initiative. In a bid to make working class voices heard more widely it has introduced funding for arts projects within parliament and in a bid to meet targets it has broadened the definition of working class to include those who are “*working class of the mind”*.

**Quick as a flash,** Jacob Rees-Mogg’s accountant realised the possibilities and got in touch with his nephew Calisto. Calisto, according to his LinkedIn profile had spent his gap year experiencing conversative dialogues with the **indigenous** peoples of the Republic of Ireland to share in sacred and performative knowledge around nutrition-based **rituals**. As a result, he’d come back with a very nice soda bread recipe and a mug with a **shamrock** on it.

Luckily JR-M who was already classified as **working-class for tax purposes** had a few minutes in his schedule to sign the forms. The arts project will encourage a resurgence of traditional working-class occupations. JR-M’s goddaughter Efimia will be employed to build a griddle station in the outer office of the former cabinet minister, next to the photo-copier. Efimia will be **identifying as working class** for the duration of the project by wearing a **fragrance** based on one of the special offers at the tills in Savers. The fragrance will be made by her second cousin Hypatios using the **musk glands of benefit recipients**, sustainably sourced locally.

It is **not expected** that the bread will be edible as such but the cultural impact of having MPs carrying out their duties within range of traditional working-class activities will probably be **quite big or something** according to a leaked internal report.

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