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# Empty Leaders of Imaginary Voters
- URL: https://www.cambriastories.net/empty-leaders-of-imaginary-voters-2/
- Published: 2023-12-08T10:30:30.000Z
- Updated: 2025-01-28T11:03:31.000Z
- Author: Cambria Stories
- Tags: Newsletter, #Migrated-1738062183431, #Import 2025-01-28 11:03

### Episode 11

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*31 July 2022*

There are a great many things at which I am absolutely useless.[\[1\]](#%5Fftn1) If I manage to perform a task like, say, changing a lightbulb, Mrs W smiles indulgently at me as one might at a toddler who has tied his shoelaces for the first time.